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"I don't need a chauffeur; I have a knack for getting lost even with GPS guidance."
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I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
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I can resist everything except temptation... and pizza.
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I'm not a control freak; I just know what's best for everyone.
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I don't need a personal shopper; I have an online shopping addiction.
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I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just an efficient last-minute worker.
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I'm not a scatterbrain; I just have a mind that likes to wander in various directions.
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I don't make mistakes; I date them.
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