Quote



"I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."



Unknown



Related Quotes about Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have Post-it notes everywhere.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal trainer, my metabolism keeps me in shape... round is a shape, right?

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a workaholic; I just have a strong aversion to being bored.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of uplifting songs.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a daydreamer; I'm a visionary with a distracted mind.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning zombie—walking through life in a caffeine-induced haze.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a night owl; I'm a night giraffe—elegant and tall, stumbling in the dark.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a mind reader; I just have a talent for guessing what people are thinking and being wrong.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a fashion consultant; I have my own unique style... or so I'm told.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a math genius; I just have a special talent for calculating how much sleep I'm losing.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a driver; I have my imagination to take me on epic road trips.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning ninja—silent, moody, and ready to disappear.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a life coach; I have a motivational poster in my bathroom.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have an addiction to online sales.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a troublemaker; I'm just misunderstood... and frequently caught.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a party pooper; I'm just an expert in finding excuses to stay home.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have an online cart full of things I'll never buy.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a driver; I have a great sense of direction—it's just usually the wrong one.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a shopaholic; I'm just a collector of receipts.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a daydreamer; I'm a master of creating my alternate reality.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a shopaholic; I'm just a dedicated supporter of the economy.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a party pooper; I'm a party analyst—observing the dynamics from a distance.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have an online shopping addiction.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not indecisive; I just prefer to explore all the options.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have sticky notes and a bad memory.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a party pooper; I'm a party observer—analyzing the dynamics from a distance.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a chatterbox; I just have verbal diarrhea.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of '80s sitcoms to uplift my spirits.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a perfectionist; I'm an aspiring perfectionist who never quite gets there.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a fitness tracker; my dog ensures I get enough exercise by pulling me on walks.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a WhatsApp group chat for venting purposes.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have my phone's voice assistant that never understands me.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a life coach; I have a collection of self-help books gathering dust on my shelf.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a complainer; I'm just highly skilled in identifying life's absurdities.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a pessimist; I'm an optimist with a realistic perspective.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a life coach; I have motivational quotes on my fridge magnets.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a hairstylist; I have a natural talent for bedhead glamour.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a hypochondriac; I'm just well-informed about the vast array of diseases and symptoms.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need an alarm clock; my kids jump on me to wake me up.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not late; everyone else is just early.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a klutz; I'm just an expert at rearranging the floor with my feet.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a fitness tracker; my dog ensures I get my daily exercise by begging for walks.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a vacation; I need a teleportation device.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a thrill-seeker; I'm an accident-waiting-to-happen enthusiast.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have an unlimited supply of cute online stores.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have a virtual assistant that rarely understands my requests.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of uplifting podcasts.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of uplifting songs to lift my spirits.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a hypochondriac; I'm just a self-diagnosing medical enthusiast.

Unknown
Funny