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"I don't need a fashion consultant; I have my own unique sense of fashion disaster."
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I'm not old; I'm vintage.
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I don't need a driver; I have my imagination to take me on epic road trips.
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I don't need a life coach; I have motivational quotes on my fridge magnets.
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I don't need a time machine; my memory takes me on unplanned trips to the past.
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I'm not a drama queen; I'm a drama scientist—experimenting with emotions.
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I don't need a fitness tracker; my pet keeps me active with constant demands for attention.
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I'm not a scatterbrain; I just have a mind that likes to wander... and forget to come back.
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I'm not a techie; I'm just fluent in speaking to electronic devices like they understand me.
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I can resist everything except temptation... and pizza.
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I'm not a daydreamer; I'm a professional escapist.
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I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning mess.
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