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"I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, my phone, and my temper."
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I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning zombie—struggling to function without my daily dose of caffeine.
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I don't need a chef; I have a microwave and a cookbook.
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I don't need a life coach; I have an unlimited supply of self-help books.
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I'm not addicted to chocolate; I just have a committed relationship with it.
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I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
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I'm not late; everyone else is just early.
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I'm not a shopaholic; I'm just a collector of receipts.
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I don't need a personal trainer; I have mastered the art of avoiding physical activity.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of motivational cat videos.
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I'm not a drama queen; I'm a drama empress—ruling my own chaos.
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I'm not a worrywart; I just prefer to plan for every possible disaster.
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I don't need an encyclopedia; I have Google.
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I'm not a daydreamer; I'm a visionary with a distracted mind.
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I'm not old; I'm vintage.
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I'm not crazy; I'm just mentally hilarious.
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I'm not a drama queen; I'm the whole theater production.
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I can resist everything except temptation... and pizza.
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