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"I don't need a personal trainer; my fridge is my motivator."
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I'm not a worrywart; I'm a professional overthinker.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of motivational cat videos.
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I'm not a hypochondriac; I'm just on intimate terms with WebMD.
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