Quote



"I'm not a mind reader; I just have excellent guessing skills."



Unknown



Related Quotes about Funny

I'm not short; I'm fun-sized.

Unknown
Funny

I put the 'pro' in procrastinate.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of uplifting music to boost my mood.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a multitasker; I'm just really good at doing multiple things poorly.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a drama queen; I'm a drama artist—painting my life with exaggerated emotions.

Unknown
Funny

I don't snore; I dream I'm a chainsaw.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a hypochondriac; I'm just on intimate terms with WebMD.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a shopaholic; I'm just a dedicated supporter of the economy.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need an encyclopedia; I have Google.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a techie; I'm just fluent in speaking to electronic devices like they understand me.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of motivational cat videos.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a fashion consultant; I have my own unique style... or so I'm told.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a housekeeper; I have a cleaning-when-guests-are-coming strategy.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal chef; I have mastered the art of microwaving.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a hairstylist; I have mastered the art of the messy bun.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not clumsy; I'm just dancing to the beat of my own drumstick.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a collection of funny videos to brighten my day.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a worrywart; I'm a professional overthinker.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a driver's license; I have a great sense of direction—just not on roads.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have sticky notes.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a collection of humorous books to lift my spirits.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal trainer; I have a talent for finding excuses not to exercise.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have an addiction to online sales.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a workaholic; I'm just passionate about avoiding work.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a hypochondriac; I'm just a self-diagnosing medical enthusiast.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a gym membership; life is my cardio.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a couch potato; I'm a sitting enthusiast.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a chauffeur; I have a special talent for getting lost in familiar places.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of '90s sitcoms.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal chef; I have a delivery app for all my culinary needs.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal trainer; I have mastered the art of avoiding physical activity.

Unknown
Funny

I always carry a map because I get lost even when I'm walking in my own neighborhood.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a night owl; I'm a night giraffe—elegant and tall, stumbling in the dark.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a morning person; I'm a caffeine-dependent life form.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a chatterbox; I just have verbal diarrhea.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not fat; I'm just easier to see.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have a virtual assistant that rarely understands my requests.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a gym; my bank account keeps me fit.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a night owl; I'm a nocturnal unicorn—magical but sleep-deprived.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a pessimist; I'm an optimist with a realistic perspective.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a motivational speaker; I have my inner cheerleader.

Unknown
Funny

My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other — I get to sleep, and it supports my laziness.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just embracing the fine art of last-minute creativity.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning mess.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal trainer; my dog walks me.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have an impeccable sense of confusion.

Unknown
Funny

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a driver; I have my imagination to transport me anywhere.

Unknown
Funny