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"I'm not a shopaholic; I'm helping the economy."
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I'm not a tech wizard; I just have a special talent for breaking electronic devices.
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I'm not old; I'm vintage.
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I don't need a personal chef; I have mastered the art of microwave gourmet.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of feel-good movies.
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I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.
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I don't need a life coach; I have a collection of motivational memes on my phone.
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I'm not a math genius; I just excel at calculating how much time I waste on unimportant things.
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I don't need a therapist; I have friends who give terrible advice.
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I don't need a vacation; I need a new life.
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I don't need a personal trainer; my fridge is my motivator.
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I don't need a housekeeper; I have a cleaning-when-guests-are-coming strategy.
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I don't need a personal chef; I just need someone to follow me around with snacks.
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I'm not a night owl; I'm a night adventurer—exploring the depths of the internet and the fridge.
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I don't need a chauffeur; I have a special talent for getting lost in familiar places.
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I don't need a driver; I have a great sense of direction—it's just usually the wrong one.
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I'm not a thrill-seeker; I'm an accident-waiting-to-happen enthusiast.
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I'm not a night owl; I'm a night giraffe—elegant and tall, stumbling in the dark.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of funny videos to uplift my spirits.
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I'm not a techie; I'm just fluent in speaking to electronic devices like they understand me.
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I don't need a life coach; I have a motivational poster in my bathroom.
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I'm not fat; I'm just easier to see.
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I'm not a procrastinator; I just like to live on the edge of deadlines.
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I don't need a hairstylist; I'm having a bad hair decade.
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I don't need a chef; I have a microwave and a cookbook.
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I'm not a snacker; I'm a professional taster of snacks.
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I don't need a fashion consultant; I have my own unique style... or so I'm told.
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I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
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I don't need a hairstylist; I have a natural talent for bedhead glamour.
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I'm not a hypochondriac; I'm just well-informed about the vast array of diseases and symptoms.
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I'm not a workaholic; I just have a strong work-is-my-only-hobby game.
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I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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I don't need a personal assistant; I have sticky notes scattered all over my desk.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of motivational cat videos.
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I'm not a shopaholic; I'm just a dedicated supporter of the economy.
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I don't need a personal trainer, my metabolism keeps me in shape... round is a shape, right?
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I always carry a map because I get lost even when I'm walking in my own neighborhood.
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I don't need a driver; I have my imagination to take me on epic road trips.
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I don't need a personal chef; I have a delivery app for all my culinary needs.
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I don't need a personal shopper; I have a closet full of clothes I never wear.
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I don't make mistakes; I date them.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of '90s sitcoms.
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I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship.
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I'm not a scatterbrain; I just have a mind that likes to wander in various directions.
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I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life.
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I don't need a fitness tracker; my dog ensures I get my daily exercise by begging for walks.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a Netflix subscription.
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I'm not a know-it-all; I just know a lot of useless information.
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I'm not stubborn; my way is just better.
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I'm not a gossip; I just have a keen interest in people's lives.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of uplifting songs to lift my spirits.
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