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"I don't snore; I dream I'm a chainsaw."
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I'm not clumsy; I'm just dancing to the beat of my own drumstick.
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I don't need a personal assistant; I have a calendar app to remind me of all the things I forget.
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I'm not a tech guru; I just have a natural ability to break electronic devices with a single touch.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a collection of funny videos to brighten my day.
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I don't need a personal trainer; I have YouTube workout videos that I never actually do.
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I'm not a multitasker; I'm just really good at doing multiple things poorly.
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I'm not an oversleeper; I'm just an underscheduler.
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I'm not a drama queen; I'm a drama scientist—experimenting with emotions.
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