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"I'm not a perfectionist; I'm an aspiring perfectionist who never quite gets there."
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I'm not a grammar police officer; I'm just a vigilant defender of the English language.
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I don't need a life coach; I have a motivational poster in my bathroom.
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I don't need a fitness tracker; my pet keeps me active with constant demands for attention.
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I don't need a gym; my bank account keeps me fit.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a dog.
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I'm not a scatterbrain; I just have a mind that likes to wander in various directions.
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I can resist everything except temptation... and pizza.
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