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"I'm not a chatterbox; I just have verbal diarrhea."
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I don't need a prince charming; I need a man who can open pickle jars.
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I'm not a grammar police officer; I'm just a vigilant defender of the English language.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of funny videos to uplift my spirits.
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I don't need a therapist; my cat listens to me without judgment.
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I don't need a life coach; I have a motivational poster in my bathroom.
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I'm not a daydreamer; I'm a professional escapist.
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