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"I'm not a troublemaker; I'm just creatively mischievous."
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I'm not clumsy; I'm just dancing to the beat of my own drumstick.
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I don't need a personal assistant; I have my phone's voice assistant that never understands me.
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I'm not a pessimist; I'm an undercover optimist with low expectations.
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I'm not a mind reader; I just pretend to know what people are thinking.
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