Quote



"I don't need a personal trainer; I have a subscription to a gym I rarely visit."



Unknown



Related Quotes about Funny

I'm not a party animal; I'm a party sloth—slowly enjoying every moment.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a control freak; I just know what's best for everyone.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have a virtual assistant that rarely understands my requests.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of feel-good movies.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning mess.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a spa day; I need a spa month.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a life coach; I have a collection of self-help books gathering dust on my shelf.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a Netflix subscription.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have a closet full of clothes I never wear.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a picky eater; I just have a discriminating palate.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of '80s sitcoms to uplift my spirits.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have my phone's voice assistant that never understands me.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a hypochondriac; I'm just on intimate terms with WebMD.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a grammar nerd; I'm a grammar superhero, here to save the language from typos and misspellings.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of uplifting podcasts to boost my mood.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a collection of funny YouTube videos to cheer me up.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a gym membership; life is my cardio.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need an encyclopedia; I have Google.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a motivational speaker; I have my alarm clock.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal trainer; my cat provides all the exercise I need.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a perfectionist; I just have really high standards that I can never meet.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a quitter; I'm just on a temporary hiatus from trying.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a fitness tracker; my dog ensures I get enough exercise by pulling me on walks.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning zombie—dead inside until I have coffee.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal trainer; I have YouTube workout videos that I never actually do.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a math genius; I just excel at calculating how much time I waste on unimportant things.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have mastered the art of impulse buying.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a fitness tracker; my pet ensures I get my daily exercise by constantly demanding attention.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have a significant other to find my misplaced things.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have sticky notes and a bad memory.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a fitness tracker; my dog ensures I get my daily steps chasing after him.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a worrywart; I'm a professional overthinker.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a mind reader; I just pretend to know what people are thinking.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just on a never-ending vacation from responsibilities.

Unknown
Funny

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal shopper; I have a knack for finding the most expensive items without trying.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have sticky notes.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a snacker; I'm a professional taster of snacks.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a daydreamer; I'm a professional escapist.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of funny videos to uplift my spirits.

Unknown
Funny

I don't make mistakes; I date them.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal assistant; I have a calendar app to remind me of all the things I forget.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a chauffeur; I have a knack for getting lost even with GPS guidance.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a thrill-seeker; I'm an accident-waiting-to-happen enthusiast.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a personal trainer; I have mastered the art of scrolling through workout routines.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a scatterbrain; I'm just embracing the art of organized chaos.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not a pessimist; I'm an optimist with a realistic perspective.

Unknown
Funny

I don't need a driver; I have my imagination to transport me anywhere.

Unknown
Funny

I'm not old; I'm vintage.

Unknown
Funny