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"I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship."
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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I don't need an alarm clock; my kids jump on me to wake me up.
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I'm not a night owl; I'm a night adventurer—exploring the depths of the internet and the fridge.
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I don't need a spa day; I need a spa month.
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I put the 'pro' in procrastinate.
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I don't need a personal assistant; I have my phone's voice assistant that never understands me.
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