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"I don't need a chef; I have mastered the art of eating out."
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I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning ninja—silent, moody, and ready to disappear.
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I'm not short; I'm fun-sized.
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I'm not fat; I'm just easier to see.
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I don't need a personal assistant; I have my phone's voice assistant that never understands me.
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