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"I'm not a workaholic; I just have a strong work-is-my-only-hobby game."
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I'm not a picky eater; I'm just highly selective in my culinary adventures.
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I don't need a hairstylist; I have a natural talent for bedhead chic.
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I'm not a picky eater; I'm just a food critic in training.
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I don't make mistakes; I date them.
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