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"I don't need a personal chef; I have mastered the art of microwaving."
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I'm not a multitasker; I'm just really good at doing multiple things poorly.
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of '90s sitcoms.
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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, my phone, and my temper.
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I don't need a personal trainer; I have my own dance moves to embarrass myself with.
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I don't need a motivational speaker; I have a YouTube playlist of inspirational speeches that I never watch.
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I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning mess.
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