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"I don't need a personal trainer; my dog walks me."
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I don't need a housekeeper; I have a cleaning-when-guests-are-coming strategy.
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I don't need a gym; my bank account keeps me fit.
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I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
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I'm not a grammar nerd; I'm a grammar superhero, here to save the language from typos and misspellings.
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I'm not fat; I'm just easier to see.
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I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship.
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I don't need a personal assistant; I need a personal chef.
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I'm not a multitasker; I'm just really good at doing multiple things poorly.
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I'm not a chatterbox; I just have verbal diarrhea.
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I'm not a party animal; I'm a party sloth—slowly enjoying every moment.
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I don't need a chauffeur; I have a special talent for getting lost in familiar places.
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I'm not a perfectionist; I'm a perfectionist in progress—learning to embrace imperfections.
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I'm not a grammar Nazi; I'm a punctuation vigilante.
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