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"I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of uplifting podcasts to boost my mood."
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I don't need a therapist; I have a WhatsApp group chat for venting purposes.
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I'm not a mind reader; I just pretend to know what people are thinking.
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I'm not a math genius; I just have a special talent for calculating how much sleep I'm losing.
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I can resist everything except temptation... and pizza.
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I'm not a gossip; I just have a keen interest in people's lives.
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I'm not a grammar police officer; I'm a grammar superhero, here to save the world from grammatical errors.
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I'm not old; I'm vintage.
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I'm not lazy; I'm just on power-saving mode.
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I'm not a morning person; I'm a caffeine-dependent life form.
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I'm not clumsy; I'm just dancing to the beat of my own drumstick.
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I'm not indecisive; I just prefer to explore all the options.
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I'm not a pessimist; I'm an undercover optimist with realistic expectations.
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