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"I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just embracing the fine art of last-minute creativity."
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I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.
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I don't need a therapist; retail therapy is my cure.
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I'm not fat; I'm just easier to see.
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I'm not lazy; I'm just on power-saving mode.
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I'm not clumsy; gravity just likes me a little too much.
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