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"I don't need a personal chef; I have a delivery app for all my culinary needs."
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I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
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I'm not a party pooper; I'm a party observer—analyzing the dynamics from a distance.
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I don't need a personal shopper; I have an online cart full of things I'll never buy.
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