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"I don't need a personal assistant; I have my phone's voice assistant that never understands me."
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I don't need a therapist; I have a playlist of feel-good movies.
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I'm not a grammar police officer; I'm a grammar superhero, here to save the world from grammatical errors.
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I don't need a personal shopper; I have an unlimited supply of cute online stores.
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I don't need a personal assistant; I have sticky notes scattered all over my desk.
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I always carry a map because I get lost even when I'm walking in my own neighborhood.
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I'm not a daydreamer; I'm a professional imagination explorer.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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