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"I don't need a therapist; I have friends who give terrible advice."
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I'm not a troublemaker; I'm just misunderstood... and frequently caught.
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I'm not a troublemaker; I'm just creatively mischievous.
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I don't need a housekeeper; I have a cleaning-when-guests-are-coming strategy.
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I don't need a life coach; I have a collection of motivational memes on my phone.
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I don't need a fitness tracker; my pet keeps me active with constant demands for attention.
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I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.
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I'm not a workaholic; I just have a strong aversion to being bored.
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I'm not a perfectionist; I'm a perfectionist in progress—learning to embrace imperfections.
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I don't need a personal assistant; I have my smartphone.
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