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"I'm not lazy; I'm just on power-saving mode."
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I'm not a party animal; I'm a party sloth—slowly enjoying every moment.
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I'm not stubborn; my way is just better.
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I'm not a mind reader; I just pretend to know what people are thinking.
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I'm not a worrywart; I just prefer to plan for every possible disaster.
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My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other — I get to sleep, and it supports my laziness.
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