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"I don't need a personal trainer; I have mastered the art of finding excuses not to exercise."
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I don't need a therapist; I have a dog.
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I'm not a snacker; I'm a connoisseur of bite-sized delights.
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I don't need a personal trainer; I have a subscription to a gym I rarely visit.
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I'm not a night owl; I'm a night giraffe—elegant and tall, stumbling in the dark.
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I'm not a morning person; I'm a morning grumpasaurus—growling until I've had my coffee.
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