The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.

James Freeman Clarke

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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Edmund Burke

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Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.

Ambrose Bierce

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Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

Hunter S. Thompson

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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Richard Armour

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In politics, there are no permanent enemies or permanent friends, only permanent interests.

Winston Churchill

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

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Henry Cate, VII

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Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.

Mao Zedong

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If you don't like the way the world is, you change it. You have an obligation to change it. You just do it one step at a time.

Marian Wright Edelman

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In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

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In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

Napoleon Bonaparte

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Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business.

Winston Churchill

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.

Oscar Ameringer

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Politics is the art of the possible, the attainable — the art of the next best.

Otto von Bismarck

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The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.

Plato

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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

John Quinton

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The best way to predict your future is to create it.

Abraham Lincoln

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

George Jean Nathan

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Mark Twain

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Politics is the art of the possible.

Otto von Bismarck

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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Nikita Khrushchev

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Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles de Gaulle

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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.

Ronald Reagan

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The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Albert Einstein

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Oscar Ameringer

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The only way to deal with politicians is to seduce them. One must speak to them in their own language.

Oscar Wilde

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