Funny Quotes About Friends
Friends: the ones who see you at your worst and still choose to hang out. The partners in crime, the keepers of secrets, and the sources of some of your best (and most embarrassing) memories. It’s no surprise there are tons of funny quotes that perfectly capture the chaotic joy of friendship.
So, buckle up and get ready to snort-laugh (because let’s be honest, a true friend’s joke deserves more than a chuckle) with these hilarious quotes about friendship:
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard
“Friends are the bacon bits in the salad of life.” – Charles Osgood
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I don’t trust people who don’t like cats.” – Alphonse Karr
“True friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They wait until you leave the room and then they imitate you in a funny voice.” – Unknown
“If you have to explain why you love someone, you don’t love them enough.” – Eliot Feld
“You can’t buy good friends. But you can pay for the drinks that make them yours.” – Whitney Cummings
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it frienship.” – Dr. Seuss
“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown
“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have… but a fake one will get you poisoned.” – Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown
“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know… my hair.” – Unknown
“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown
“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown
“Friends are therapists you can drink with.” – Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Unknown
“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets. I have my friends for that.” – Unknown
“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown
“A good friend is cheaper than therapy.” – Unknown
“I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something, to prove my point.” – Unknown
“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have, and… occasionally green with envy!” – Unknown
“Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.” – Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown
“A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.” – Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they’ve seen you crack.” – Unknown
“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” – Unknown
“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” – Unknown
“Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown
“Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them they disappear.” – Unknown
“A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A great friend adds booze.” – Unknown
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” – Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare people.” – Unknown
“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.” – Unknown
“I’m not sure what I did to have a friend like you. But, I’m thankful for whatever it was.” – Unknown
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Unknown
“Best friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” – Unknown
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” – Unknown
“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people, together.” – Unknown
“A good friend is like a bra: hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, makes you look better, and… close to your heart.” – Unknown
“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.” – Unknown
“Best friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown
“Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and you both just want to take a nap.” – Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown
“You drink too much, swear too much, and have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.” – Unknown
So there you have it! A healthy dose of laughter to celebrate the wonderful weirdness of friendship. Do you have any favorite funny quotes about friends? Share them in the comments and let’s keep the laughter going!
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